I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,
enough to even eat a hippo,
this poem could take a new course,
I could even eat a spiky armadillo.
I’m so hungry I could swallow an chinchilla,
or even a bad turtle with a snap,
and even a very angry gorilla,
and an expired chicken wrap.
I’m so hungry I could eat a cat with very sharp claws,
or even a plane that is about to start its flight,
and a whole block of iron that can ruin my jaws,
And now that I think about it I just ruined my appetite!