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I know, we just had mom’s birthday, but now my birthday’s this week!?! Well, our birthdays are right next to each other. The next birthday is in July. So yay, it’s my birthday. But there is one thing I need to address, if you are 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982, you don’t go to 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436983, you go to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795. So that is how old I am. But now for the blog fun.

Yesterday, my dad hit a deer. Wait no! The deer hit dad. I don’t like deer, they gave me 30 minutes less of screen time. But we went online to various different company’s until we just decided to go YOLO and risk driving it home. We safely made it home but are car looked ugly. Remember, blame it on the deer, and there is no downside to video games!

This is quite a random post, but I had to share my wisdom.

HOW TO MAKE AN UNINTENDED HORROR GAME

1. Gather lots and lots of paper
2. Get scissors and a pencil
3. Think of a story of someone getting locked in some creepy guys house
4. Make items out of paper to make the protagonist escape
5. Also make items out of paper to make the creepy guy catch the protagonist
6. Play

If you have two people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and one be the protagonist

If you have three people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and have two protagonists

If you have four people (Including you) have two creepy guys and two protagonists

AND SO ON!

This is my story that I made:

CHAPTER ONE

I am invited to this party at 666. It is a weird address but I guess that is just luck. I walk inside and the door locks behind me. I slowly recognize the house. It was the house of the creepy guy who kidnaps children. I knew I was the victim. I heard talking downstairs. I saw a slot for a keycard. “This is going to be harder than I thought.” I mumbled to myself. I searched the house for the keycard. Sure enough it was under the sofa. I picked it up and put it in the slot. Now I could go into the basement. I slowly creeped down the steps. I saw the person having a meeting with creepy guys. I peeked at his desk. There was plans to launch toxic gas. But right then he peeked at me. He plunged at me and put me in a cell.

CHAPTER TWO

I woke up in a dusty prison cell. I could reach out and type in a code. I had to find anything to help me escape the cell. After a minute of searching I found a piece of paper. It read:

86394

I reached out at the password and typed in the code. I was free. I looked at the meeting area. There was nobody there, meaning the creepy guy was patrolling the house. I snuck to the stairs. I needed another keycard. I was searching for the card when I heard someone coming down the stairs. I rushed over to the closet, listening to my speedy heartbeat. After a minute the creepy guy left. I continued my search to find a keycard. I put it in the slot and I could enter the upper floor.

CHAPTER THREE

I opened up to the next floor. I wanted to access all the floors so I found the keycard for the upstairs. I entered the keycard to explore the upper floor. While I was exploring, I found a scrap of paper with another code.

Safe password:

148507

(That is not my real combination so don’t even try) I remembered a safe in one of the abandoned rooms. I tried the password revealing a note. I heard the guy coming so I hid under the bed. I read the note.

I have been hiding under the beds and closets. I hope nobody ever has to live through my pain and is forced to stay in this crazy man’s home. If you are stuck in here, then this is where I hid my stuff, in the envelope labeled NZ.

I remember seeing an envelope on the kitchen counter. I picked it up and went under the bed. I decided to put everything I find up here and put it under the bed. I opened the envelope and saw a key and a weird ritual. I picked it up in amazement. But then I dropped it.

That is all I am going to give you in fear of you copying my entire story. But if you want me to continue in a future post then comment. (Speaking of that I need some more) But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I am dieing! I cannot keep waiting for the book thing! But I am only 4 pages in! I am trying to write it whenever I have free time but that is NOT ENOUGH! So I will just give you a sneak peek at the Terraria story: The Terrarian, Mission Purification. (The first one) So here is the SNEAKY PEEK OF ALL SNEAKY PEEKS (I need to reference the anything of all anythings more) Enjoy:

There was once some scary guy named Cthulhu who attempted to spread Crimson and Corruption across the entire world but the GOOD GUYS STOPPED HIM (YEAH) So the gov’t decided to send him to the planet TERRARIA! (Terraria fans beware) But the gov’t forgot they sent 22 COLONISTS THERE (The Terraria NPCs) So they wanted to RESCUE THEM FOR SAFETY REASONS (Where did that come from???) Meaning they had to send Eric Gestar to the planet to SAVE THE COLONISTS and DEFEAT CTHULHU! (Meaning you have to defeat all the bosses, even DUKE FISHRON and KING SLIME, the most useless bosses in the game)

Here is where I currently am in the book: Eric is learning how useful the guide is. HE IS LEARNING WHAT A TORCH IS USED FOR! It is hard to write a WHOLE SERIES without support though. I mean, with my 3rd grade books I just wrote about [Ends] and [The other ones.] But remember, there is no downside to video games!

So, I am doing something like Carter did. (The Life of a Carter) It is where you make a post in the future to look at what you wanted to accomplish and what you did accomplish. But I am doing something different I am doing a face reveal! But wait, isn’t that a safety problem? No! I would be DEAD! Yup, it will be public in the year 10000. I will add a timer below this so you can see the countdown! (Not like I could figure out how)

Yup, you will have to wait 8000 something years for you to see this. But remember there is no downside to video games!

I am going to tie 9 and 10 together because I (try) to make people laugh with my insainess (it is not really insainess but it is just wierdness.

 

 

 

As you can see, no insainess just goats. But my main problem, Derps. They are an indestructible species that are 1. Very advanced in technology. And 2. They are dumb at the same time. Some people in the school I go to think of them as philips. I kept the secret but now I just have to spill it! I bet some of you had something similar when you were 11/12/3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 too. (BTW I am the 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 one) They all have the same looks/clothes but they all are COMPLETLY different.

 

 

Yep, those are derps, but remember, there is no downside to video games

Wait wait wait I am not what you think I am! I am not the 7 year old from my new Terraria Post! Yes I still draw, but how could Leonardo Da Vinci become so famous without drawing ONCE when he was in his early teens? And it is not just drawing the square and triangle house.

 

I usually draw fanart of stuff like Terraria or DanTDM. (The following image is upside down and I cannot fix it!)

 

The reason I draw is because it is fun to create pieces of amazing artwork without thinking about anything else. They can also build skill in the activity (Example: I used to draw squares, BAM! Now I can make it a 3D SQUARE) In my family, drawing is one of the only forms of entertainment in my house before you are done with homework. (After that it is Terraria until 3:00 AM) Drawing is cool, but there is no downside to video games!

 

Now for number 7 on the list! Memes, the first thing an average 6th grade child would put on the list. Incase if you are in the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that don’t know, memes are images with funny captions under them.

 

They are usually used when I am in bed browsing the internet, then this is my backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup X218478938653209749238 (My last backup) Which would land on number 7 on the list. I can see why the entire community likes it and why there are so many. So that is the amazement of memes why I like them. But there is one problem, some people on the internet are “cussy cats” so some of them aren’t the 6th grade dream. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

 

In my last post it says:

So I like it because a ripoff of Terraria is a PGN (Prankster Gangster Nation) To me, so I will post a poll (You will see what I mean) and we will see which game is best.

So here it is! I “Posted A Poll” LOL get it! So back to what my post is about, oh yeah! It is about this post right here:

So this post should be about any other video game, so let’s get started!

There are so many diverse ones from Pacman to Subnautica, (Okay, I will stop with the weird format I was talking in) For the adults out there that think video games are unhealthy like doritos, you can play video games without learning new strategies to solve a problem type stuff, They are educational sometimes. Also the game that was very popular Pokémon GO, the game where you walk around to find Pokémon.

Which means video games and “playing” outside in 608634590748964398790830594387832619238409823641098236148732891470392874103928174093281478392741230981473298140239814713289473209817432 degree weather are the same thing.

So as you can tell, there is no downside to video games!

THE NEW TERRARIA

February 8th

 

Yep Minecraft was number 5 on my list, and DanTDM was number 2. So I am some fat 7 year old who got stuck into Minecraft and DanTDM, WRONG! First off, look at my page it says:

 

I am peanut

I am smelly turnup

I am a 6th grader

I am basket

 

So I am either 11 or 12 or 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 and none of those numbers are 7 so I am not 7. Also Minecraft is a Terraria ripoff, Minecraft was not just creative mode after Terraria (No offense to Notch, who can probably guess this is sort of a joke after the 3892753650843650234975809436589243654365590843659463985743986534625098436982) So I like it beacuse a ripoff of Terraria is a PGN (Prankster Gangster Nation) To me, so I will post a poll (You will see what I mean) and we will see which game is best. But for Minecraft, Terraria, or any other game, there is no downside to video games!

UNIQUE POST

February 8th 2018

 

No human on the planet of earth wrote a blog about their bike. The only reason I am is it is the 4th thing on my list, so enjoy this unique post. The reason I like my bike is you can go from the rock I live under to the other side of the world, and I mean from America to England if you ride around in circles on a boat. You can also bring friends on your adventure despite it is not much of an adventure. The only problem is there is always some huge busy road called The Great Road of China to block your path, but if you are determined to reach the end of the world, (Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think the world is flat) you can go along the side or right across it. So bikes are cool, but there is no downside to video games!