I know The Silly Sancturary doesn’t post anymore but in real life he made story’s of people who are bad at games. At first I thought it was insulting but his stories are super exadurated. Like how they have so little skill that it doesn’t even mater any more. So I decided to make my own. It is going to be a terraria noob because I play that game way to much.
THE TERRARIA NOOB
It is so dumb it is unofficial
Friday, Feburary 13, 2017
At school people are talking about this game Terraria. They say it is a new Minecraft. I spend 104% of my time in my moms basement so I downloaded the game on my computer. I log in and am greeted with the start menu. I see something I’ve never seen before. It read single player, multiplayer, achievements, controls, and quit. I try to sound out the letters but I couldn’t figure it out. I decided to click the first one and see what it did. It took me to a screen that told me to create a character. I clicked the first button which took me to a color changing bar. Every time I moved the bar the hair on my character changed. I set it to green. I did that for the rest of the settings. I ended up with an entirely green character. I clicked the next button like normal and my character turned into a girl. I thought girls are descusting. Everyone else in my school claimes they stoped thinking girls were gross in 3rd grade. But I still think that. I spammed the button over and over again until I noticed it was going between boy and girl. I made it stop at boy and sighed of relief. I moved onto the next option. It just said soft core. I don’t like being called soft because pillows are soft and it reminds me of the time I hurt my head on a pillow and had to see a doctor. I wanted to get it to easy core so I clicked it. It moved on to medium core. I screamed in terror. Medium is way above my skill level. I clicked the button almost instantly. It went to hard core. That sounded more like it. I clicked the button below it and it made my character change entirely. I decided it looked okay and pressed create. I saw my character on the screen and selected him. It took me to an identical screen that asked me to create a world. I could select crimson or corruption and I chose crimson because it won an enie menie miney moe. It then let me select normal or expert. I selected normal because I felt like it. It then started to load the world.
END OF PART ONE
I am going to make this a multi part sieries. But remember, use code lazerbeam in the Fortnite item shop! (My word count was 493 so I decided to add this to get to 500)
Today is Christmas at 9:47 PM. It was an exciting day. First, I woke up, my parents were asleep. On Christmas they sleep until one so we have to play Fortnite or something while we wait for them. I played Terraria, I don’t know if I told you this in a previous post but sometime in late winter I defeated the Moon Lord, (The final boss) in my brothers world. I got no loot. So this time I got loot. And using the duplication glitch I just learned by Derpus’ knowledge, I made 40 of his spawners. I finally got the Meowmere. So yeah, Terraria stuff over, mom woke up and we went downstairs. I look under the tree and throw a fit. “Mom! I wanted the presents to fill into the office like last year.” I didn’t really scream like that but that year that it happened was the best christmas literately ever. I went to my stockings like every year and opened the first gift. It was a Disney haunted mansion thing. I then proceeded to get cookies, a chocolate Santa, Vbucks, and yeah, a calculator.
Every year we eat breakfast after stockings and then go to Christmas tree presents. But this year we proceeded to the tree presents. I got a Fortnite book and shirt, books, an expansion to exploding kittens, more Vbucks (I now have $100 I could spend on Vbucks, my grandma gave 75%. But the highlight of the Christmas presents, a new spicy iPad. I even played a round of Fortnite on it! I died instantly because the screen is 5 times bigger than a phone. I cant take a picture of it because I am using it to type this post. Then me and my brother played exploding kittens since I have the second expansion. (I also have the first from 2 years ago so the deck is almost twice as big as it was originally. We then proceeded to my uncles house. We go to his house because his birthday is on Christmas. My siblings were spending most of their time with our cousin’s son. (I don’t know what that is called, nefew in law or second cousin) After we ate dinner, we played my brother’s new game Telestrations. I then tried to get my cousin’s 2 year old son into Fortnite. I had to take over and die to a dumb bot with full shield. In 8th place. At least he got sniped. An hour of talking later we had to pack up and go. We left to our house and I am now here. But remember, there is no downside to _____!
I had a really good idea. I could make a cool challenge based of the bushes of fortnite.
(This picture is very old)
I failed. My last post was in October and now it’s december. Or more accurately, my last post was in season 6 and now it’s season 7. But I will post more. Now for your news briefing: I only play fortnite on weekends because I am in 7th grade. Fe4RLess has become my favorite YouTuber. I am also currently trying to re download Terraria. (You would know what that is if you read my blog 10 months ago) But there is one more thing I have to say. Subscribe to PewDiePie. He needs your help. PewDiePie is at war with T-Sieries and needs your help. This is the link to his Chanel. (PewDiePie) Memes aside. There is no upside to nobody reading your blog because you didn’t have time to post until winter break!