Welcome to the post of torture, where there is a 74329785269874235697289743 word post about torture. Just kidding! It is only torture to the person who had to live through it. So happy third day of the challenge! Today I will be posting about my fifth grade life! Keep in mind this was EVERY SINGLE DAY OF 2016-2017!! (That was not summer/6th grade/4th grade) So here it is: “HENRY YOU WILL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!” Said my brother, who gets ready at 4 in the morning.
“Ugh, another day of My disgusting school” I thought, I got ready for school at 6:00 so I could go at 7:00 (I still am that slow getting ready) Afterwards I walked across the block to the 13 year old school. I know, that sounds pretty new but, the ugly red bricks already looked like those brown 1925 bricks. I walked in and heard the chattering of people talking about sports. Why just sports? That is my old school.
Once everyone gets home they play basketball all day, And shoot at indoor hoops at night. I hurried into the classroom and looked at todays plans. First we do a worksheet that has smiley faces and addition on it, then we go to the library AS A CLASS, then we come back to math, (The only class out of math, science, Language arts, and social studies that is in a different classroom) “Hello class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Said my math teacher. “Today we will review subtraction for the 82345608236584326578034652834658294356092483754750982437580943275th time!” “What will we do tomorrow?” I ask. “We will review subtraction for the 82345608236584326578034652834658294356092483754750982437580943276th time!”
Then after hours of waiting through the whole hour of 10 – 3 we went back to homeroom. We then went straight to PE. (Why did we go to homeroom? I am not the one to ask) We walk IN SINGLE FILE to PE class. “WELCOME TO THE GAME OF ENTERTAINMENT” Said the PE teacher. “We will be playing a fun game “The Pacer Test!” “Ugh!” My classmates moaned. And In that quarter we will be playing SUPER ULTIMATE MEGA FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “YES” Everyone said except me and Derpus. “And in these two stations we will be doing push ups for the 15 minutes at the stations!” “Oh, I know what is about to happen.” I said to Derpus. It was fitness test week. Wait no MONTH. That is how long it took in elementary school. “Okay Henry go kill yourself for the next half hour.” Yeah, PE was tragic back then when it was not as “fun” as now. Then we went to Social Studies. (That is what they called history back then) Where we just memorised geography. (That was what we did the ENTIRE YEAR) Afterwards we went to r3ces5 where you get trapped in an empty field where there is nothing but tag and standing in groups talking. Then comes lunch! Imagine going to prison, and then give the people who make lunch in the prison a disease. Then that is half as bad as the food we got in elementary school. “SECONDS, SECONDS, PLEASE WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Screamed the cafeteria ladies.
Then after that came Science and Language arts (English) and after that is the end of the day. And that was a GOOD day in 5th grade. But even if you are trapped in an ugly building, there is no downside to video games!
