I Wish I Could Be Eating

I wish I could Be eating right now

Right now, fill me up, I don’t know how

I am really craving my dad’s pasta mix

Maybe stomach wouldn’t settle for that fix

At the end of dinner I probably will still be hungry

What! Before things get funky

Da Majical Candy Pt.2

Except That is a lie

This couldn’t even beat pie

Just shut up,  goodBye

We have won

It is 2 against 1

Oh NO NO NO We are not done

Just stop arguing, Or We will torture you and have some fun!

If we win, you get a pun

If you win, we will eat a ton

But we will rule

And Your punishment will be cruel

Now where do you think you are going with this y’all?

This couldn’t win over oatmeal for breakfast in fall

In fact this could not beat anything at all

Everything could beat it, even if it was 10 feet tall

Just take the “L”

You are not doing well

I’m doing way more swell

I could overcome you drowning in a well

Man, When it comes to this your candy can really smell

No you are absolutely wrong

I will use your head as a ball in ping pong

Or make your face turn to smog

I really want to stuff you into a cog

In the End  Mr. Flump decides to buy in

It was worth it even though he had to hit himself with a tin

So now we can finally sleep in

Tomorrow is a new day

So we will floss under our hay

Off on your way

give our candy a stay

Don’t Forget to pay!!!

My lost pouch, My new box

I just realized that I don’t have a pencil Pouch

Instead I have new box that yesterday was on the couch

I lost it about a quarter into the school year

Good thing I found this box to carry all my gear

My Pouch only had one zipper And a clear cover

My new box, well that’s clear all over

Da Majical Candy

They are the best to eat

Why, they are one of the greatest treats

It will make you want to smell a unicorn’s feet

For, the heck of a treat will overcome any defeat

Finding one of them will be the greatest feat

Even dogs will start chasing for this instead of meat

Ice cream could never replace this in the least bit

Not sugar cubes, Chocolate, or even a make a cake kit

Even the most depressed get out of their fitt.

This also gets rid of zits

This is the stuff of legends

And Flavor will burst in your mouth in a matter of seconds

Just eat it, there is no reason to beckon

You will taste the flavor in just a millisecond

If you are hungry, get it today

So you are not stuck eating hay

IF you want, you just have to say

And then, you will start having a really good day