(WARNING THIS IS A WEIRD POEM)

Look, it’s a race car!

It is driving him to the big, big bar.

Oh no, it’s not just a regular bar.

It has a gym, too!

I was amazed, but

I had to use the loo!

I quickly ran to the nearest store,

Going into one with gore.

I step inside,

Extremely horrified!

I run out of the store!

I run to the next one,

Where I see people having fun!

I know this store is right for me.

I step inside and

Head right for the bathroom.

I finish up what I do,

And go back home.