(WARNING THIS IS A WEIRD POEM)
Look, it’s a race car!
It is driving him to the big, big bar.
Oh no, it’s not just a regular bar.
It has a gym, too!
I was amazed, but
I had to use the loo!
I quickly ran to the nearest store,
Going into one with gore.
I step inside,
Extremely horrified!
I run out of the store!
I run to the next one,
Where I see people having fun!
I know this store is right for me.
I step inside and
Head right for the bathroom.
I finish up what I do,
And go back home.