I understand that being ‘healthy’ is cool and all but Netflix is better. Don’t argue with me.

Here is why…

I made a bad decision by going to the gym. At the time i was happy and proud. Thinking, ‘Wow turning over a new life, New life style, new me.” I get to the gym and i’m like looking like a hype beast with my supreme socks and Nike everything (Not sponsored, but if Nike wants to hit me up id so be down). I go to put stuff away and now its time to workout. Two things already wrong with this. I cant workout and i’m not even sure how to. I immediately go to the treadmill. Simple enough right? No. WRONG. I thought i was flying a space ship. It was asking incline and speed and had measurements on how far of a distance you should run for what your doing it for. I was lost. Now let me remind you that if i were to stay at home and watch Netflix with its simple and efficient menu system this would not be happening. I figure it out (Sorta) and i’m feeling accomplished. Did it last long? No, because there is a emergency string thing that apparently you need or else the treadmill like stops. Stops very quickly might i add. I basically face planted in front of everyone. Its fine. I’m fine.

I make the executive decision to move past that and onto weights. I was a bit cocky and believed i could use 25 pounds. I think my shoulder pooped out of its socket when i picked it up. All these men on steroids looking at me like i’m crazy (To be fair i did yell a little). Anyway I would not have had to deal with that if i stayed home and watch Netflix. I have a remote to lift that’s it. Obviously i take something later. 5 pounds to be exact. I’m pumping some cold iron thinking i’m all that only to realize I look like a idiot. I’m sweating and panting from lifting FIVE POUNDS! Not my proudest moment.

You see where i’m going with this? Netflix > Gym.